"Campus Girlfriend"

My one and only Lauren Neumann ,no she is not really my girlfriend , but at campus we are two peas in a Pod or joined by the hip as they say , If we are both absent from class they know we are together. Lauren is also the person I seem to find my self getting lost with in about every place we go, here are a few places we have gotten lost :

Canal Walk , walking to the wrong exit.

Took a little road trip to Paarl and franschoek ,it was overcrowded and the GPS took us over Franschoeks pass for I think an hour ? Then we eventually got to a little familiar place called Grabouw .

Road trip to Camps Bay ,passed three possible exits to her house ,we ended up in Newlands .

Taking Lauren to her moms work in Brackenfell and taking the wrong exit again.

I always had a sense of direction but when Lauren and me seem to go anywhere together, we just get lost .

           

  

             

 I have decided that Lauren should answer a few questions for me as a ”mini-interview”. (warning :questions can possibly not make sense*)

1.) what is your favourite colour of watermelon?
   
"turquoise" (intresting)

2.) what kind of music do you listen to?

"Strictly House music"

3.) are you married?

"maried ? Pfft what is that dude?" 

4.) if someone were to ask you for a random piece of advice,what would you say?

"we all going to die." 

5.) whats your favourite joke.?

"your face ,like when someone tells you , you are stupid and your response is your face."

6.) Favourite food?

"Prawns,calamari,well basically all seafood."

7.) if you were an animal ,what animal would you be?

"A bird ,they are soooooo care free." 

8.)what would I find in your fridge right now?

"Uhmmmm ,my red bull! don't steal it ill kill you." (don't worry Lauren i don't drink red bull)

9.) what is your favourite song?

"Oh glory i have so many" 

10.)In your opinion, is honesty always the best policy?

"UHM ,yes duh either you like it or you don't."

11.) what is your first memory of me?

"When you asked me to be your friend" .(I remember this very well , we went to the wrong class together.) 

12.) where will our friendship be in 20 /30 years?

"we will still be friends, Ill be Godmother to your first born." 

13.) what colour strawberry is your favourite ? (its tricky I know)

"it has to be turquoise because i love that colour."

14.) when did you first fall in love?

"Lol skip!!"

15.)do you believe in aliens?

"yeah ,I'm friends with one ...Lorrin" (thanx alien)

16.) what’s your favorite movie?

"Havana nights"

17.) how many golf ball can fit in a plane?

"Hundreds and thousands."

18.) what would be your first question to people in Anartica?

"Are you getting cold?"

19.) what super power would you like to have and why?

"The ability to read peoples minds." 

20.) how old is old?

"A woman never reveals her age." (Im 3000 years old ,oops i let that one slip.)

21.) how many toes do you have ? …answer truthfully

"9 and a half" 

21 Questions because we are turning 21 , and because 50cent had 21 questions too , only kidding :)

I hope you all enjoyed this random post about my “campus girlfriend”